venmoed

n. a smartphone application that allows friends to send money to one anotherv. to send money



venmo
A social media version of PayPal that broadcasts your private payments to the entire world.
Example:
Guy #1: Dude, wanna buy some drugs? You can give me papers or Venmo me.
Guy #2: Sure, I would Venmo you, but I don't want everyone else to see.
Guy #1: Then give me papers, please.


Venmoed
The alert from the actual person that cash has been sent through the Venmo app.
Example:
I just venmoed you that money.


Venmo
to venmo. To send money, or ask for it, using the Venmo app.
Example:
When b*tches gettin yappy so you buy them drinks, but they stick you with the tab, you venmo that shit brah


Venmo
Venmo is a platform for people to exchange cash with any account they can get their hands on with zero consequences. It doesn’t really matter if you do it from your own account or if you steal someone’s phone and send their money, Venmo truly does not give a shit.
Example:
Christian notified Venmo that his phone stolen & someone sent $598.75 from his account to theirs. IE: stealing Christian’s money. Venmo called Christian a liar & denied his refund claim.


Venmo Launder
The act of changing the name of the purpose of a venmo transaction to hide the reason the transaction was made. Generally used for narcotics transactions or other illegal purchases
Example:
Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji


Venmo Star
A mediocre class broad named Meg who excepts monetary tips for negotiable actions. She has gained a high level of fame and success using the Venmo app and is without a doubt the #1 seller of goods.
Example:
Friend 1: Have you heard of Meg?
Friend 2: Oh yeah, she is the Venmo Star!


Venmo Ghost
A person who will eat, drink, or smoke from a communal purchase but is nowhere to be found when it comes time to Venmo whoever paid for it.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, come through, we're getting pizza and wings
Person 2: Oh hell yeah, can I invite Mike too?
Person 1: Honestly man, Mike's kind of a Venmo ghost, do you wanna pay for his portion?


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