wanking it

To hold the penis and stroke up and down causing an ejaculation and or to cum



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An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent.

Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.
Example:
Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..."
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."


Wank Wank
The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy
Example:
Pokemon trainer - see that wank wank over there
Wank wank - *makes Downey noise*


wank wank
1. When a man gets against a woman and starts doing dry-humping motions back and forth and saying "wank wank".

1. The act of sex.
Example:
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for a little wank wank?


wank-wank
A white individual (generally male) who acts black. A wank-wank is an extreme case of wansterism, and is not to be taken seriously. You can usually find a wank-wank outside your local Wal-Mart. He will be wearing icy-cold bling bling, and will be hitting on girls half his age. Somehow, he will inevitabley convince 14-15 year old girls he is cool. If you spot a wank-wank, spit on him, then insult his backpack.
Example:
K-Fed is such an effing wank-wank.


wank
1. to masturbate

2. a term to describe something of substandard quality

3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt
Example:
1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.'

2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'

3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.


wank
predominantely British term for masturbation

Example:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc


Wank
1. A slang term for masturbation that originated in Britain.
2. A word that describes something that is very poor/terrible.
Example:
1)

A: "I heard Jake broke up with Charlotte"
B: "Yeah, he's probably at home, wanking"

2)

A: "Did you see that film?"
B: "Yeah, it sucked. Utter wank."


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