a wank
An exclamation of approval and/or
solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or
irreverent.Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a
knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.
Wank Wank
by Broham on May 09, 2018 17:31:35
The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the
nutters at Nintendo take too many
sniffs of the good old
nose candy
wank wank
by mandas on Jan 27, 2007 16:18:25
wank-wank
by Jillian Effing Camink on Sep 19, 2006 13:20:09
A white individual (generally male) who acts black. A wank-wank is an extreme case of wansterism, and is not to be taken seriously. You can usually find a wank-wank outside your local Wal-Mart. He will be wearing icy-cold
bling bling, and will be hitting on girls half his age. Somehow, he will inevitabley convince 14-15 year old girls he is cool. If you spot a wank-wank,
spit on him, then insult his
backpack.
Wankful
by Obi-Wanky Nobi on Jan 09, 2019 03:27:51
wank
by plastictwatmuncher on Jun 22, 2012 04:53:13
Example:
1. 'where's
Emrys?' 'Emrys is having
a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.'
2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the
gears came off.'
3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.
wank
by Master Bates on Mar 24, 2003 09:58:47
Example:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
wankness
by subnet zero on Jan 15, 2009 21:00:17
Example:
John tried hard at his
job but couldn't help his
inherent wankness
showing through.
Wank
by EvilFruitPie on Apr 26, 2011 03:12:08
Example:
1)
A: "I heard Jake broke up with Charlotte"
B: "Yeah, he's probably at home,
wanking"
2)
A: "Did you see
that film?"
B: "Yeah, it sucked.
Utter wank."
wank
by terriblequiche on Aug 10, 2006 17:30:19