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washer

You know how after you smoke weed. like five hours later you're all down and tired... or 'washed'. A washer is a person who acts like they are washed all the time.

washer

by Nayz_ on Aug 04, 2007 22:24:12

The female genitalia; vagina; pussy

Example:
"I fu*ked her last night and her washer needed a good scrubbing.. lucky i had a rubber on!"

"You can tell her washer would be mint..."

washers

by Sicko on Aug 24, 2003 01:59:08

Washers is a game of skill, similar to Horseshoes, in which individuals or teams compete against one another in an effort to be the first to reach a winning score of 11,17 or 21 points. The game consists of two washer pits located opposite one another, each with a recessed cup. Contestants stand in one pit and throw washers toward the cup in the other pit. The object is to land in the cup, or nearest the cup, to score.

See washers.org for more information.

Example:
Sicko and Ondrunko dominated Lighswitch and Teddy Bear at washers while getting banged up on the Jersey shore.

Washerator

by goon_ on Jun 15, 2009 14:04:27

a word used by goons that refers to dishwasher

Example:
imma put these plates in the washerator!

Washer

by Yooper906 on Jan 18, 2018 06:27:26

A beer liked for taking big drinks to quench thirst and wash down the throat.

Example:
Let's head to the bar for a few washers.

Flash Washer

by GorgeousPC on Aug 22, 2013 02:37:50

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.

Example:
I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.

Party Washer

by YourJuliette on Sep 09, 2005 03:34:05

A person whom only washes their hands after using the restroom in the visible presence of others. If it "appears" that nobody is present (i.e. somebody is in the stall, or they didn't notice someone was in the room with them), or nobody is actually in the restroom with them, they will leave after using the restroom and not wash their hands.

Example:
Christa is a party washer. She only washes her hands in public bathrooms where other people may see her. But not if she thinks she's alone.

Ball Washer

by blair witfae on Nov 02, 2007 23:09:45

A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure

Example:
"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"

Bog Washer

by Johnthebaptist69 on Sep 23, 2016 15:48:37

Someone who is the lowest of low, dirty and will generally cleans toilets for a living.

Example:
Dave:' What happened to the toilet brush?'
Ryan:' Andy took it when he moved out, it was like 6 months old too'
Dave: 'What a Bog Washer.'

chicken washer

by #65 on Apr 07, 2023 10:18:22

A black man or woman who ignores FDA and CDC recommendations and "washes dey chicken so da spices stick betta" typically using dish soap.

Example:
Bro Jamal's mom is a chicken washer.

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