welcomed to the jungle

when some asks you "were you welcomed to the jungle?" they are really asking you if when you fingered a girl, was there pubic hair or not. and if so, how much.



welcome to the jungle
A song by Guns N' Roses on their debut album, Appetite for Destruction. Essentially, it's about one's initial introduction to the seedy underworld of America.

It also serves as a nice pump-you-up song.
Example:
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
We got everything you want, honey we know the names,
We are the people that can find, whatever you may need.
If you got the money,honey, we got your disease in the jungle
Welcome to the Jungle...


Welcomed To The Jungle
Being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity
Example:
Professor: Jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?
Jack: ummm.... errr.... well you see.... this one confused me...
Jake (Jack's friend): Welcome to the Jungle Jack
Jack: Damn it. Yeah I got welcomed to the jungle.


Welcome to the jungle
An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.
Example:
Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.

PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.


Welcome to the Jungle
Oh my god
Jump
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine
Example:
Jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh


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