conquistador
A conquistador was the name given to the Fifteenth-to-Seventeenth century Spanish and
Portugese soldiers who conquered much of the world, most famously the Central and Southern Americas. Not nice guys, but effective, and the term is still used today to describe certain people — ruthless business types, etc — who are brutally efficient at what they do. The most famous conquistador was the Spanish adventurer,
Hernando Cortes, who
subdued the mighty Aztec Empire of Mexico. The word comes, not surprisingly, from the Spanish verb conquistar, "to conquer."
conquistador
by miguel on Nov 02, 2004 10:14:15
conquistador
by urbaniam on Nov 30, 2011 14:48:56
n. someone that takes the literal meaning of words, subject, or concept and tries to apply
logic which essentially
ruins the original intent (often fun and
playful)
Example:
Rod: That definition makes no sense, what does a conquistador have to do with Asian women? The Spanish never conquered Asia - maybe the Philippines but that was it...
Tiff: OMG, you are
the conquistador -
stop over analyzing and take it for what it is, its urbandictionary jeez.
conquistador
by Will Z on May 17, 2007 00:17:18
conquistador
by kissmekate on Jan 30, 2006 12:14:10
conquistador
by ConquistadorsOuttaTheHallway on Apr 30, 2005 11:51:27
What you
yell at people of a different race then
run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud
salsa music all the time.
conquistador
by Guy on Apr 21, 2004 12:18:12
The Conquistador
by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher on Apr 08, 2008 12:45:46
Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them
small pox, then
kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your
pestilent diseases.
Conquistadoring
by GxSplinter on May 20, 2013 04:04:51
The act of
charging at and object or person,
striking a
Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.
Example:
"Hey I heard Jeff was
conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally
ran up to
Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"
Conquistador
by RamZer0 on May 10, 2011 03:36:30
When you're sitting in your
office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your
asscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight
on your body and sitting upright in a chair.
Example:
Dan: Wow Logan! That was a
discusting noise. Did you
just shit your pants?
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.
Dan:
That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.