what i said

Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up.2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.



that's what i said
A phrase that is used when someone hears you wrong and tries to correct you by saying what you originally said.
Example:
Tom: I went to the movies the other day.
Jim: You mean you WENT to the movies.
Tom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!


thats what I said
Phrase added after a comment to make something completely unsexual sound sexual and usually humerus. Derived from the phrase "thats what she said" and works similar.
Example:
"once I finish up with him, I'll get started on you"
"thats what I said"


I said what I said
Doubling down on a controversial statement you previously made. Making it very clear that you have zero regrets over what you said, the statement remains factual and therefore you will not be apologizing to any persons offended by your valid opinions.
Example:
Kandi: So you saying my mama is low in the gutter ?!

Nene: Did I say she was low in the gutter? Did I write that she was low in the gutter ?

Kandi: WELL you implied it!

Nene: no I SAID WHAT I SAID!! ….And I ain’t changing on it!


That's what I said last Monday
A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."
Example:
Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"


You act like what I said
Used to retort when someone exaggerates. Usually said with immense frustration.
Example:
Person A: The roads look really bad.

Person B: With the way you drive, you'll be home tomorrow!

Person A: Will you stop picking on me?!?!?! (all upset)

Person A: You act like what I said, like I killed you god damn dog!


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