windchimes

one of the most excellent instuments in a band. It takes serious skill to play these difficult and beautifully crafted instruments. They are reffered to as "the most important instrument" in the band, and the band would crumble with out them and the great windchime player!!



Windchimes
A euphonism used to describe the testicles, originating from their vague resemblance to porch decorations.
Example:
1. "Do you want to play my windchimes?"
2. "AND THEN SHE KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE WINDCHIMES."


redneck windchime
A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
Example:
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.


Windchime Syndrome
A condition that results from extreme anorexia. A persons limbs resemble small parts of a wind chime. One cannot help but hear a "windchime" sound as they walk past.
Example:
"I can hear her bones from a mile away. She needs a burger. She's got Windchime Syndrome."


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