One-Itis

ONE-ITIS Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.-staying on the phone when she calls you.-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.



One-itis
When a guy devolopes infatuation with a girl he is not involved with, or maybe just a friend thinking he is in love with that girl
Example:
I love that girl, i think she is the most beutiful girl in the world. She is funny, loving and I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, to bad she doesn't know me...


ONE-ITIS
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)

Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
Example:
"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."

-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)


one-itis
The coward's word for love.
Example:
Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.


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