with a hose

Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.



hosed
1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.
Example:
1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD


hosed
1.utterly and undoubtedly affixiated in a troublesome situation
2. reflecting on a situation in a negative manner

syn: Jacked, screwed, fucked
Example:
"we got hosed tommy, we got hosed"


Hosed
Screwed.
in the 'Dude. You're screwed.' sense.
Sometimes also means Stuck.
Example:
"You did what?! Hosed, man.
"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."


hosing
verb: the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol (see Jack Daniels hosing) and characterized by frenetic intensity.
Example:
I couldn't take staring at those jugs any longer. I took her back to my room and gave her a horrible hosing.


Hoses
A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.
Example:
Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now


hosed
the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.
Example:
Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.


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