yo momma's

The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.



Yo momma
The butt of every joke and the number one answer to every question.
Example:
“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.

“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!


yo momma
A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.
Example:
Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma


yo momma
A person (who should be a female) who gave birth to you and in theese days is the center of all jokes and is used when the answer to something is very simple (maybe even writen above your head) but you want to include someones mom in some nerds are even offended by them
Example:
"Hey whatcha doin"
"yo momma"

nerd: "hi what are yo doing"
bob: "yo momma!"
nerd: hey thats not nice my moms nice and wouln't sleep with you im telling"


yo momma
term overly used about 15000 times daily, yet can be applied to almost any situation and can accually sound witty when used at the right time.
Example:
"Bob, where were you last night!?"
"uh.... with yo momma!"

"Bob, what are you doing?"
"yo momma!"
"bob, your lame, hang your head in shame"


yo momma
1)A preteen insult that is used by me and all my friends.

2)the perfect way to get dumped.
Example:
1)
Kid 1- "My foot hurts"
kid 2- "yo MOMMAs foot hurts!"
Kid 1- *mutters* "fag*
2)
Girl after date- Can we split the bill?
Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill!
Girl- Dude...
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude! *laughs like a fucktard
Girl- Bye
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi!


yo momma
A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".
Example:
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.


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