Yo momma
by A WHITE GUY on Apr 29, 2019 12:14:37
Example:
“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.
“What’s
the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s
saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!
yo momma
by Dispatch Kick Ass on Jul 17, 2004 14:51:27
Example:
Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would
screw you?
Ted: yo momma
yo momma
by flipy dee do dah on May 04, 2007 03:24:43
A person (who should be a female) who gave birth to you and in theese days is
the center of
all jokes and is used when the answer to something is very simple (maybe even writen above your head) but you want to include someones mom in some nerds are even
offended by them
Example:
"Hey
whatcha doin"
"yo momma"
nerd: "hi what are yo doing"
bob: "yo momma!"
nerd: hey thats
not nice my
moms nice and wouln't sleep with you im telling"
yo momma
by Dack9 on Mar 14, 2005 14:25:08
Example:
"Bob, where were you last night!?"
"uh.... with yo momma!"
"Bob,
what are you doing?"
"yo momma!"
"bob, your lame,
hang your head in
shame"
yo momma
by Dubbs Weisshaar on Oct 18, 2005 01:09:02
Stupid, it
the lady that gave
birth to you. You should know that, so I don't know why you are looking
it up.
yo momma
by argghhh on May 09, 2005 05:32:13
1)A
preteen insult that is used
by me and all my friends.
2)the perfect way to get
dumped.
Example:
1)
Kid 1- "
My foot hurts"
kid 2- "yo
MOMMAs foot hurts!"
Kid 1- *mutters* "fag*
2)
Girl after date- Can we
split the bill?
Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill!
Girl- Dude...
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude! *laughs like a fucktard
Girl- Bye
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi!
yo momma
by Maybelline on Apr 28, 2006 06:27:09
A new show on MTV, hosted by
Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "
Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets
1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".
Example:
Yo momma so stupid, she thought
Grape Nuts was an STD.
Very obvious "Jesus Saves"
sign in the background.
This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.
yo momma
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance on Dec 02, 2003 02:51:52
A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first
2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like
cowabunga or
tubular, but alas, it hasn't.
yo momma
by Devil on Aug 18, 2003 16:43:35
These days it is most
oftenly used as an answer to a stupid question or when someone
asks what someone or something unsightly is.