you're shitting me

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"



You're shitting me
A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.
Example:
You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!


Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!
What you don't say when you're having sex :D
Example:
Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...

Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*


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