shit luck

pretty damn horrible luck



shit for luck
Example:
guy1: Bro, my car got impounded!
guy2: Well, don't you have shit for luck.


shit outta luck
A more literal phonetic spelling of how the phrase "shit out of luck" is often pronounced in common speech, with the "out of" being combined into one word.
Example:
After my friend's car broke down, was dumped by his girlfriend, and fired from his job all on the same day, the only thing I could think to say was "Man, you are just shit outta luck today".


Shit outa luck
1. No chance of acheiving what you originally wanted, having no luck left.

2. There being no possble way that something will ever happen.
Example:
Boy: (looking at the new X-Box 360)
Mom: If you want that, you better save up some money or your shit outa luck.

Boyfirend: (laying in bed waiting for sex)
Girlfriend: HA! Your Shit outa luck if you think your getting any tonight!


Shit-House luck
An unlikely occurrance of good fortune/luck; Very Lucky. Derived from Celtic or Scotish folklore when one is out walking in the wilderness or a remote area and happens to come across an outhouse when in dire neeed of defecating;
Shit-House Luck.
Example:
That bastard has Shit-House luck, He's got Shit-House luck, It was Shit-House luck to get out of that one, Shit-House luck prevailed, "Shit-House" luck happened that day


shit out of luck
When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
Example:
Jill: I'd like to borrow your bike so that I can go down to the grocery store.
Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck.


Shit out of Luck
(1) The word speaks for itself. Get used to it. You're shit out of Luck.
Example:
*A man walks into a convenience store in the middle of nowhere, drenched in sweat*

Man: Help! My car just broke down 6 miles away. Can you....

*Clerk interrupts*

Clerk: You're shit out of Luck. I'm just closing.

Man: HEY! Fuck you! Help me, you bastard!

Clerk: Fuck off, I'm going home.


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