5 o'Clock

happy hour, the international drinking time, sort of like 4:20 is for smoking the reefer.



5 o'clock shadow
Short beard stubble on a man's face that has grown since the morning shave, usually experienced towards the end of the day.
Example:
Can be used to describe a man who looks scruffy, overworked/tired, hung-over or rugged.

"Rough night last night? Got that 5 o'clock shadow."


5 o'clock follies
any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.
Example:
Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"


5 o'clock chowder
Its the creamy mess in a females panties by 5 o'clock in the evening. Some girls are prone to 5 o'clock chowder much earlier in the day. The name is derived from its male counterpart- the 5 o'clock shadow.
Example:
Megan: "Lets just change out of our work clothes and go straight to the club and find some cute guys!!"
Robin: "I should definitely shower first and get clean drawers because I have a serious case of 5 o'clock chowder going on down there."


5 O'Clock Shower
To hit the pub or drinking establishment on a Friday night at 5pm. Usually starts out as a few quiet drinks but ends up with hangover amnesia
Example:
Thomson: Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend, I'm off to help Mum wash the Dog.

Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!


5 o'clock Charlie
When your boss does somethnig just as you're about to clock out that fucks up the rest of your day or weekend. Typically, this is comprised of a request for you to do some work and is due to laziness and/or lack of preparedness on their part.

This is a reference to an episode of MASH where the enemy would fly in everyday at 5 o'cock and drop a bomb on the camp's garbage pile.
Example:
Darcy is such a shitty boss. She came in to my office just as I was clocking out and told me she needed the last 2 weeks of bank records before I go. She knew about this request a long time ago but since she sucks as a manager and a human being, she thinks it's okay to routinely drop these 5 o'clock Charlies in my lap.


5 o'clock slop
The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option
Example:
Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.

see also road whore


5 o'clock block
the prompt 4:54pm Friday evening arrival of a certain visitor with a critical (due today) case that has been sitting on that visitor’s desk for 5 months and 29 days – yet needs to be out today!
Example:
F: Damn, I can't make the party tonight! I just got 5 o'clock blocked by one of my bosses! I'll be pulling another all-nighter tonight!

G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.


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