A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.



Black Scottish Cyclops
A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.
Example:
"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy


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