A NIGEL

When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!



Nigelitis
An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Example:
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>


nigelated
When you do something by yourself. The art of being a nigel.
Example:
Alex: Hey, where are you? *on the phone*
Me: I'm studying in the library bro.
Alex: Ahh, is anyone else with you?
Me: Nah. I'm totally nigelated man. :(
Alex: Haha you nigel!!


nigelle
Compassionate. Friendly but sometimes bully. Has difficulty in expressing her feelings vocally. Hates confontations. Willing to sacrifice everything for love. Masochist.
Example:
You are such a nigelle


nigellated
To be excluded from a group

I believe it came from Australia
Often used by young people in US to mean someone is/was excluded from a group usually as soft punishment
Example:
He's been so nigellated, he never even asks to go with us anymore.


NIGEL
A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person.
A NIGEL AFFECT (once again, written in capitals) is the name for a particular person who is unbelievably fantastic AND can win against anyone at anything.
Example:
"Whoa! You're just like a NIGEL!"
"I think you have a NIGEL AFFECT!"


Nigel
Nigel is...what is he? He can be mean, selfish, flawed in so many shallow ways, but then you go deeper. Something is in him, something about the way he sees the world. Hes self conscious is all, he struggles to fit in and to breathe in air thats being taken up by so many others. Its the way his jaw curves, his eyes- the way they set on you in such deep intensity at those rare moments. Its his dark hair, his deep voice, his laugh, flaws, jealousy, secrets, beauty, everything. THATS what Nigel is.
Example:
Person: Who is that sitting over there?

Me: oh, thats Nigel.

Person: Could you stop staring?


Nigel
Dunno what everyone has against Nigels...They're actually super nice and smart🤦🏽 ♀️🤦🏽 ♀️ They are big foodies and are super sarcastic. They're moodlifters and have good mindsets about societal issues which is great! They also are rlly nice people to have deep convos with --> good friends :)
Example:
Person 1: Yo did u talk to Nigel?
Person 2: Omg yeah, Hes rlly cool


Nigel
a black or Australian preppy kid who's fucking skills are superb. Upon encountering a Nigel have a box of condoms on hand because your attempts to resist his sexiness will be futile! Although rare, it is possible to become pregnant from having a conversation with a Nigel so proceed with caution.
Example:
Girl 1: Oh Nigel! I'm cumming!
Nigel: Um I'm not even touching you.....
Girl 2: Dam son Nigel got skills!


Nigel
An Englishman who got lost in America back in 1899 in hope finding his friend Gavin but unfortunately he died by a group of bandits who’s running from the law for multiple crimes
Example:
Nigel: Gaviiiiiiiiin

Arthur: OUT OF THE DAMN WAY

*horse rams Nigel*


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