A Tim

A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners



tim tim
A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.

If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.
Example:
Roger: "Oy mate, you f#cked my girlfriend in the ass?"
Berty: "No i never, that was TIM TIM"
Roger: "oh right, sweet."


Tim-tim
He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!
Example:
The Tim-tim is a real pimp


Tim-tim
"A flash. Meaning to "tempt him".

Used by less than desirables females to get laid. Often done by either flashing the tits or ass or by just dropping the skirt, lifting the leg and thrusting the pelvis forward to reveal the hidden agenda.
Example:
Chrisy: I cant't seem to get Bob's attention.
Missy: Girl what's wrong with you?
Tim-Tim you stupid bitch!
He'll come around ballsout.


Tim-tim
1. A Siamese twin with very unimaginative parents.

2. A small inflatable hover-craft capable of speeds in excess of 2.8mph.
Example:
Doctor: What shall you name them?
John Smith VII: Ermm, Tim
Doctor: Theres two of them...
John Smith VII: Tim-tim then. Took my family long enough to think of a new name for one child, a second isn't gonna come easily.


Tim
Loyal, generous, handsome, sexy, masculine individual, who is without a doubt the very best person to love.

Tims are intelligent, strong, rock-like men. They are the best friends and best lovers.

Although a little indecisive, argumentative and not shy of speaking their minds there's not much negative that somes with a Tim.

Liked by the women because of their amazing style and taste.

If you have a Tim, hang onto him.
Example:
he's such a Tim


Tim
Tim, otherwise known as the controller of Testosterone, is known to females as the go-to man. He never takes advantage of woman, and is often their to lend a helping hand.
Example:
Girl - "That Tim was so nice to me"
Girl 2 - "Good to know we still have some quality Tim's in this world"


Tim
An amazing boy who will steal your heart away. Even if he isn't with you anymore you can't stop thinking about him. Tim's love music and usually have deep green eyes and know exactly what you are thinking and feeling. They have huge hearts and always put those around them before them. They are completely selfless and love everything and everyone.
Example:
person 1 - i love this guy but he's moved on.
person 2 - oh that tim guy? i don't blame you,

person 1 - i just miss him and love him so much


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