Agil Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Agil

a last name only used for GODS!

Agil

by M—e. on Aug 18, 2023 17:03:35

he is a good person and smart. many people love him for him amazing personality, awesome figure. easy going but looks mysterious at the same time. everyone was interested in getting closer to him, he always deserved all the love. his heart is clean and full of kindness, he is firm for his life and anything that bothers him.

Example:
"why do you still love agil?"
"there's no reason to stop"

Agilent

by BatmanIsMyHomeboy on Jan 22, 2011 04:59:43

The quality of being simultaneously agile and vigilant.

Example:
Batman is agilent, especially in the Batmobile.

Always remember to be agilent after school.

Agile

by ALT-F4 on Nov 24, 2012 19:46:39

Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.

Example:
That crap was built using Agile.

Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.

Agility

by Arsenal6 on Jul 07, 2018 01:11:37

The ability to change direction quickly in response to a stimulus. One of the key components in sport performance.

Example:
John may not be able to run the length of himself, but damn he's agile.

For some positions in football, agility is king.

Agile

by nuninthemorning on Oct 22, 2018 03:29:52

Organized mind numbing micromanagement.

Example:
He figured out how to double the battery life but since the agile practice strictly forbids thinking outside the current task, his design wasn't acknowledged. Due to insubordination he will not be receiving a bonus this year.

Agile

by SgtThursday on Nov 06, 2019 12:42:47

Doesn't fucking work, but doesn't fucking matter.

Example:
Let's be agile on this project.

agill

by aagillita on Apr 23, 2013 04:11:14

a creep that stares and thinks he can rap

Example:
yo, i'm agill....

You Suck!

agile

by A.Hacker on Oct 13, 2005 21:45:18

(verb) To work on something when you don't understand the problem space, the market, the actual goal of the product or really any engineering at all.

Example:
Engineer 1: They want me to build an inverse flux capcitor for our new marketing theme.

Engineer 2: Man that sucks, what are you doing to do? Don't they know the IFC is a joke?

Engineer 1: Well I guess I'll just have to scrum and agile one up.

agile

by Simon Telfer on Jan 31, 2008 20:59:06

The ability to waste a year making a social networking site.

Pretending to write code when just copying it from else while to save time and effort.

Basically another word for someone that can use google, steal other people's work then pretend what they are doing is difficult to management.

Example:
I am really good at agile developement.

Look at this great search engine I have made, its the same as the one on another site - but with more bugs.

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