Alcoholism

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.



Alcoholism
The only disease which people can be yelled at/criticized for.
Example:
Alcoholism
You may here someone yell "Damnit, you're an alcoholic!" but you'll never here someone say "Damn you, you have Cancer!"


Alcoholism
A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.
Example:
Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.


Alcoholism
Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.
Example:
Doug: Where's Zach?

Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.

Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.

Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.


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