Applesauced

When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest



Applesauced
When another individual isn't looking you throw the entire contents of their desk onto the floor
Example:
John turns and to talk to Stacy
Bob throws the his open binder and lose papers onto the floor
Mrs. E: "Ooooh, you've been applesauced!"


Applesauce
1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
Example:
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.


Applesauce
1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
Example:
"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."

"All that was in there was applesauce."

"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.


applesauced
The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.
Example:
My Cousin applesauced the party.
My Uncle applesauced the funeral.
I was in the hospital after a car crash, but my Sister applesauced me.


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