misremembered
Word best used when trying to protect your 7 time Cy Young Award winning ass from commiting perjury as well as protecting a strong friendship with your back stabbing teammate.
Example:
Andy, my best friend in the whole wide wide world must have "misremembered" the friendly conversation we had when he stated that I shot up my lying ass with the Juice till it looked like a giant cauliflower. All I said was that I liked cauliflower and that it would be great if I could just inject it into my ass since it would save time from all that chewing. Then I could spend more time making sure my wife wasn't lifting her skirt so that my geeky trainer can give her his own Growth Hormone. But that's Andy. He was my friend, is my friend, and will always be my friend.
Andy, my best friend in the whole wide wide world must have "misremembered" the friendly conversation we had when he stated that I shot up my lying ass with the Juice till it looked like a giant cauliflower. All I said was that I liked cauliflower and that it would be great if I could just inject it into my ass since it would save time from all that chewing. Then I could spend more time making sure my wife wasn't lifting her skirt so that my geeky trainer can give her his own Growth Hormone. But that's Andy. He was my friend, is my friend, and will always be my friend.