April 28th

April 28th is national first kiss day! Kiss the person you've been dying to lately!



April 28th
SOFTIES ONLY. if you're born on this day you prbly love all things cute cuddly and warm. You are also a huge meme, and stalk twitter/instagram/tik tok 24/7

you prefer long term relationships and all the cute or cringey things that come along with it. You are very easy to get along with and people love you!!!
Example:
Person 1: Heyy when's your bday??
Person 2: Oh, April 28th!
Person 1: Rlly!! Wow that's awesome!


April 28th
If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.
Example:
"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)


April 28th
This birthday is reserved for the biggest Pimps in the world. Only dudes with a bunch of hoes are born on this day
Example:
Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: April 28th
Person1: Damn, you must get all the coochie... Can you save some for me?
Person 2: Nah lil fella.


April 28th
National be a dumb shit with your homies day. Normally you and the homies will hang out and go somewhere and do dumb shit. Afterwards, you will all get horny in a separate room and “use the bathroom.” Then you will send a dick pick to the cutest girl you can find that you know personally on social media.
Example:
Girl: Hey boo, April 28th was the best, I saw you’re huge dick and you’re gonna have to wait for tonight!
Guy: *Wakes up to parents screaming cause that hot girl you sent a dick pick to showed her mom and is now calling angry*


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