Wootton

Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.



Jeff Wootton
amazing, super talented guitarist from Manchester who can get along and tour with both Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn.
Also known for his hair and skinny jeans and huge cock.
Example:
Naw, only Jeff can have Jeff Wootton hair.


Leek Wootton
A small village in-between Kenilworth and Warwick. Has a population of around 1200 people in around 400 houses.

Very few businesses, once had a village shop but that closed in 2004. Currently has a Social Club, Pub, Beauty Salon, Recreation Ground, Village Hall, Park and a School.

The school (All Saints CofE VA Primary School) teaches children between the ages of 4 and 11 and has around 120 pupils. It was featured on the CBBC show 'Class Wars' in 2005.

Leek Wootton is also the home of Warwickshire Police HQ.
Example:
Wanna go up the leek wootton rec?

Yeh sure, why not...


Wootton fish stick
When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.
Example:
I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!


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