arachnid
Fucking disgusting eight-legged abominations created by god to scare the fuck out of you by appearing out of fucking nowhere and disappearing when you get back with your chancla
Example:
"Holy fuck I just saw a spider (arachnid),"
*gets chancla*
"Fuck it's gone,"
*fucking moves out*
"Holy fuck I just saw a spider (arachnid),"
*gets chancla*
"Fuck it's gone,"
*fucking moves out*