Asperger's
Actually, in response to the above, Asperger's is not a
psychiatric disorder, but a neurological one. There is emerging evidence of genetic predispositions and exciting research confirming the lack of mirror neurons (look it up) in this kind of brain. Brain scans of those who express Asperger's traits confirm verifiable deviations from those of neuro-typical people. The neurological differences manifest as difficulty reading and
interpreting facial expressions and other forms of non-verbal communication; physical clumsiness (also neurological) and sometimes neurological differences present as a rigid, linear cognitive style. People with Asperger's usually have above average to superior IQ scores and sometimes possess an extraordinary fund of knowledge about a particular subject. People with Asperger's often find success as engineers and computer programmers due to their preference and skill with mechanical things and relative weak social skills.There is no known treatment for Asperger's disoder however the most common secondary symptoms/co-morbid conditions
anxiety and depression can be successfully treated and controlled in most people.
Asperger's
by For-Free on Nov 08, 2009 00:45:33
A mild form of
Autism. Asperger's makes people
socially awkward and repeat themselves.
Some signs of Asperger's are being physically clumsy, too
empathetic, and too focused on one subject.
Example:
Tim- "Champion totally flaunted her
asperger's at the social x-country meet."
Raul- "Yeah, good thing it wasn't as bad as the previous times when she was obsessing over
Family Guy yeah?"
Tim- "
Most def"
Asperger's
by Michael Todd Rehmeyer... on Oct 30, 2008 19:25:12
A disease that prevents you from being normal. With
asperger's you can't socialize correctly. I hate to be touched. I never even had a date. I was beat up by jocks and popular people at school, they called
me ass pie and other mean names.
I always wish I was normal. I was deemed by teachers to have a " low iq " but the truth was i was an asperger's case. I am now 36 and high functioning. I live with mom and do simple chores around the house. I still haven't established my own life and ive never had a normal or real relationship of any kind, whether friendship wise or love interests.
I still harbor a bitter resentment towards all the jocks and pretty girls who picked on me and called me " the
asspie loser."
If you know an
aspie's please don't make fun of us, we are special.
Asperger's
by Miskatonic Jack 2 on Aug 05, 2010 07:06:59
The next stage in human evolution. Highly logical and intellectual but with limited
social skills.
Many Aspies are also either virgins or homosexual meaning that they prevent
overpopulation by not
breeding.
aspergers
by Dr. Nicolas on Apr 26, 2006 23:00:41
Aspergers Syndrome is a disorder similiar to Autism. Persons with AS show marked deficiencies in social skills, have difficulties with transitions or changes and prefer
sameness. They often have obsessive routines and may be preoccupied with a particular subject of interest. They have a great deal of difficulty reading nonverbal cues (body language) and very often the individual with AS has difficulty determining proper body space. Often
overly sensitive to sounds, tastes, smells, and sights, the person with AS may prefer soft clothing, certain foods, and be bothered by sounds or lights no one else seems to hear or see
asperger
by an asperger piece of shit on Jul 25, 2020 08:40:03
Aspergic
by AspergicForums on Feb 04, 2010 21:50:21
A term that can be used to describe yourself if you have
Aspergers Syndrome. People with
Autism say that they are Autistic, therefore, people with
Aspergers can say that they are Aspergic.
Example:
Person X: Why are you being
anti-social?
Person Y: I'm not being anti-social, I'm just
ignoring you. And anyway, I'm Aspergic, what's your
excuse for being anti-social?
asperger's
by TheWalrus on Oct 25, 2007 03:40:00
A form of
high functioning autism. While the disorder itself isn't fake, there are unfortunately a lot of fat internet losers out there who diagnose themselves with the disease in an effort to excuse their
social ineptitude, sort of like the way ADHD is falsely diagnosed in bratty kids who just dont like paying attention in school. Actual sufferers of the disease will have some trouble functioning in social situations, but they won't go around yelling "SHUT UP IT'S
ASPERGERS'S FAULT" every time you tell them that they're annoying and nobody likes them.
Example:
Sam has asperger's. He has trouble making eye contact, has trouble with
motor skills, and shows some obsessive-compulsive behavior.
Danny is a fat
social cripple who read on the internet that people with asperger's have trouble talking to others, and immediately
diagnosed himself with it. He now uses it as an excuse for his inability to talk to girls.
Asperge
by v.ignis on Mar 19, 2010 00:21:19
The label given to one who has
Asperger's syndrome - often intended in a derogatory manner. It may also apply to one who exhibits the behaviour of
one with Asperger's syndrome, the symptoms of which include unwillingness to leave one's own house and
socialise, and the inability to understand social contact.
Example:
Person 1: "Hey, do you want to come out tonight?"
Asperge 1: "No sorry, I'm an
asperge. I'd rather go
shoe shopping and play
mass effect."
Person 2: "Asperge 2, why have you got your back to the wall?"
Asperge 2: "In case someone bottles me from behind."
Asperge 3: "Hurry up now guys, i want you to leave my house."
Person 3: "Why?"
Asperge 3: "I want you to leave so I don't have to be around you and socialise."
Asperge 4: "Look at that little boy, i'd love to put my cock in his mouth."
Aspergers
by Juan Orgasmatron on Nov 23, 2006 15:38:22
A life-long disorder that affects the way the nervous system is set up, diagnoses ranging from borderline to severe. Oddities in people with
Asperger's leads to problems socially. As the person inflicted gets older, they're more likely to control the more disabling features. You could think of it as the
linking point between Autism and AD(H)D. More debilitating than AD(H)D,
benign compared to Autism. Usually leads to or is co-morbid with other disorders.