Asty's

A charming person that looks very innocent but can kill you and rake your intestines from the inside.



Asti
Is a girl or a guy who has an abusive attitude toward their significant other but is secretly lovestruck on the inside. They usually play out as having an awful attitude toward someone and often criticizing them in one way or another (typically roasting them online), until they eventually warm up to them or fall deeply in love with them, though they usually find it very hard to admit it and may outright deny it (in most cases, by using extreme force).
Example:
You're denying you like him? Ugh, you are such an Asti.


Asty
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Asty


Asti
Is a girl or a guy who has an abusive attitude toward their significant other but is secretly lovestruck on the inside. They usually play out as having an awful attitude toward someone and often criticizing them in one way or another (typically roasting them online), until they eventually warm up to them or fall deeply in love with them, though they usually find it very hard to admit it and may outright deny it (in most cases, by using extreme force).
Example:
You're denying you like him? Ugh, you are such an Asti.


Matt Asti
Bassist in MGMT's touring band. Seen as the most cuddly member, Matt is tall, awkward, and has great hair. He can also be described using the word "kittens" as well as band mate, Ben Goldwasser.
Example:
Sarah: "Who is the best cuddler you know?"
Jane: "Matt Asti, duh!"


Nasty Asti
(n)

The nick-name for Matt Asti, member and bassist of most amazing band MGMT. Matt Asti obtained his nick-name from being a sex god and in a nut shell loving ladies down in a 'nasty' sort of way.
Example:
Girl: I just got loved down by Matt Asti!
other person: Oh darn! Was it totally hot and risque?
Girl: They don't call him Nasty Asti for nothin!


Asti boi
Asti Boi is the man. Mostly used in the south but sometimes used up north in places like west virgin and north Dakota. Asti Boi is that one guy that you would think is smart but he's really not unless you give him some weed. He's a stoner 24/7 and works at burger king with some girl name Shanique but besides that get you an Asti boy. Trust me you won't regret it.
Example:
Jeffery: Yoooooo what's that guy's name

Frank: He seems like an Asti Boi

Jeffery: Who?
Frank:Asti Boi. Just look at him he's stoned out of his mind
Jeffery: It does smell like weed


Nasty Asti
The horniest chic of the flock, always down to give some head and loosen that pussy. Requires a massive cock and has very high standards. She is so nasty and is not afraid to show some skin, when you meet her you get a boner. You're always in for a treat when you meet this hunk of junk, big tots and booty aren't her only advantage she also has a killer pussy and gives a great head. Always up for fingering. Nothing is off the table, will play with you
Example:
Kyle: "woah me and this chica hit all the bases last night"
Carl: "she was a nasty asti wasn't she"
Kyle: " yea she was, damn her pussy was tight"


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