BEER GOGGLES Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

BEER GOGGLES

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

Beer Goggles

by JoBoo on Jan 15, 2005 03:50:45

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"

Example:
Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface

beer goggles

by the devil made me do it on Jan 22, 2003 08:06:03

When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.

Example:
"Eww - you went home with her?"
"I was wearing beer goggles."

Beer Goggles

by garthy on Jul 09, 2006 05:26:37

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

Example:
"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".

beer goggles

by Light Joker on Jan 30, 2005 05:47:33

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

Example:
The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

beer goggles

by Creamy Beaver on Jul 07, 2004 13:19:15

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly

Example:
You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.

beer-goggled

by WaywardMind on Feb 16, 2011 04:39:57

A state in which one is drunk to the point at which essentially any girl looks attractive.

Example:
Dude, stop raggin on me for hooking up with that girl last night. You know I was totally beer-goggled.

beer goggles

by ponsford on Jul 24, 2006 14:50:39

the effect that alcohol(particularly large volumes of beer) has in rendering a person who would one would ordinarily regard as unattractive as sexually alluring.

Example:
Even with the beer goggles on, she was still remarkably plain.

beer goggles

by PK811 on Aug 06, 2006 08:48:47

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

Example:
dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

Beer Goggles

by stevemcccormick on Oct 27, 2007 03:34:40

Modification of your opinion of an ugly chick based on the amount of beer you have drunk. The more you drink the better looking the girls are. Helps support the rule of: go ugly early.

Example:
Hey did you see that hag that rob is hitting on, he's got his beer goggles on again.

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