weird shit

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Weird Shit
Beyond just a strange situation. This is where you itch your head and get the fuck out of there. Weird shit is something that occurs that can't be fully understood why and how it happened. It should be left alone in most cases.

You do NOT want to be around weird shit when it happens. If you want to take a look at some weird shit, then do it from a large distance away from the weird shit.
Example:
The man approaches the dancing Polar Bear wearing a cowboy outfit out in the desert.
The man was later found next to a cactus raped by the polar bear.
This is why you get the fuck out when you see weird shit.


weird shit-o-meter
A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.
Example:
Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.


Weird Puzzle Shit
Originally derived from Problem Sleuth on MSPA, this noun describes puzzles of any kind or persuasion. Often muttered out of frustration, as any weird puzzle shit is long, and difficult.
Example:
1. "I can't talk now, toots. I'm busy with all this weird puzzle shit."

2. You are beginning to get tired of this weird puzzle shit.


Weird Shit
a term for when you see something thats cringe af, or something thats extremely strange or weird or something you wouldn't expect.
Example:
"i just saw some weird shit on youtube"
"wtf i just saw some weird shit under my bed"
"bro why is your attic full of some weird shit?"


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