popsicles

When you fail a skateboarding trick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.



Popsicling
To totally get into sucking, licking, and slurping on a guy’s hard cock. Vigorously and rhythmically tonguing the shaft and dickhead, emphatically engulfing said penis, wrapping your mouth around the man’s member and keeping full, slick contact over the entire length with your lips, spending the greater part of the time fellating the rock hard throbbing head.

The act of over-exaggeratingly mimicking how someone would lick, suck, and slurp on a juicy, dripping, tasty popsicle.
Example:
Huglas was so turned on watching Markus popsicling his pulsating, engorged cock. The look on M’s face was evidence he was totally lost in pleasuring DDD, swallowing the shaft,and slowly enveloping the throbbing head with his juicy lips. Damn, what a stellar bobbgoblin!!


POPsicle
Step 1: Tupperware container by the bed
Step 2: Add semen bi-nightly (do not ejaculate any other time- keep your loads abundant and potent!)
Step 3: Rotate nights with your best bud
Step 4: Place a popsicle stick in the middle
Step 5: Freeze during the day
Remember: Make sure you don't get any on the stick!
Step 6: Once you've collected an abundant supply (the more the merrier!!), find a kinky female on a hot summer day
Step 7: Run the outside of the tupperware container in warm water
Step 8: Remove your POPsicle by the stick
Step 9: Donate your POPsicle to the luck lady and make sure she shares with her ladyparts!
Step 10: Take bets on who will be the daddy
Example:
Cumboxes are so lame, lets make a POPsicle instead!


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