Back Rub
by Dr. Damian Alexander Ouellette III on Dec 06, 2007 04:11:20
An event between a man and
a women, a man and a man/women and a women (if gay / lesbian), that
sould but doesnt always result in sex... the words
rub my back are a sign
Example:
your sittin on the couch watchin the game and your wife says "hun will you rub my back" she does want a
back rub but she's
accually askin you to woo her so that it can end in sex, if not done correctly it will end in you sleeping on the couch watching a
recap of the same game you watched earlier and not knowing what got you there
back rub
by porcupinejelly on Sep 13, 2012 20:01:59
The act of actually rubbing a person's back. NOT to be confused with
back massage.
It is a ritual in which the rub-ee places a rigid palm upon the
person of interest's spinal region and forgoes a series of cold, unstimulating strokes. Perhaps even resulting in some pedophile breathing and unexplainable boners. The receiver of the back rub shall then feel inclined to regret choosing such a
grammatically incorrect means of demanding a back massage.
Example:
Mr
Asexual: You're not a lesbian. There! I said it...
You owe me one hundred back rubs.
Non-Lesbian Chick:
O^O *boner-inducing back rub motion*
Back Rub
by FantasticFourFastics on Aug 05, 2014 06:02:26
Started by a porn website, a
back rub is when a woman/
gay man asks the man to give her a back rub, but means hold her back as they have anal sex.
Boudreaux Back Rub
by Rig Supporter on Jun 04, 2011 15:54:13
A "Boudreaux Back Rub" is when you are standing or walking, and a chick jumps on you from behind, pulls out your cock, and starts to give you a handjob from the
piggyback position. It's named after the genius who conjured this
move up in an
inspired dream...
Example:
Dude, I was just walking to the bar and she came out of
nowhere like a
ninja and gave me a Boudreaux Back Rub... it was
totally tits!!!
Turkish Back Rub
by Raheru on Aug 12, 2008 09:17:47
A
massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or
presses his erect member against the back and or
buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.
Nottingham Back Rub
by kappafratstar on Dec 08, 2010 13:48:58
The Nottingham Back Rub was named after Sam Nottingham, said to be a descendent of Robin Hood himself and perhaps even conceived in the City of Nottingham (granted city charter by
Queen Victoria in 1897). The power invested in this particular back rub is like nothing of it's species.
Nottingham back rub's can be given during a particular person's time of need, or even just in a friendly greeting that needs a special zing to differentiate it from other greetings. Nottingham was, and is still said to be (unanimously agreed by all who know or have heard of him) the nicest guy ever born.
However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely
pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.
Example:
-Colin: I was feeling horribly down on myself after slipping in the rain and spraining my foot on my
car's wheel, but Sam's Nottingham Back Rub
cheered me up immediately.
Steve: You won't be able to lose that
boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?
-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.
Blue Balls Back Rub
by Bart County Scrivener on Jan 28, 2015 00:51:05
An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a
back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the
sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively
handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.