Neils

a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans



The Neil
A singular sexual activity where the pervert has 4 wines and then watches porn on 2 computers
Example:
I was so sad last night that I pulled The Neil - Mom walked in on me in the morning and tissues were all over the place


Neiling
Verb: The act of forcibly following a girl home after a long night of drinking "Kenny's Wine".
Example:
Lets grab a bottle of red and a bottle of white and go Neiling!


Neil
Example:
Why you Neil


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