Barton
by 13243546tadpole on Mar 12, 2013 11:20:03
1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But
in the end it didn't even matter.
2. Someone who is super handsome and has a
nice face but it is slightly
exotic.
Example:
"
Oh man, I am
so tired. I feel like such a Barton"
"I met
this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"
Barton
by 7 Mile Massacre on Apr 15, 2006 04:53:24
1. When someone makes a grand error.
2. A very
embarassing moment.
3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a
brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and
foolishness.
Example:
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her
digging for change like a
mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.
2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.
3. He really pulled a Barton. He got
fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
Barton
by jarDawg1989 on Nov 10, 2011 20:58:14
(1) That guy in the meeting that try's to
hork the conversation to start addressing his own issues, and not the issues being discussed in the meeting in the first place.
(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!
(3) "Don't look
the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't
entice the Barton with gifts..."
Example:
(1) /
Mgr 1 to Mgr 2/ So the
SLA report shows that the data center seemed to be operating within specifications, except for that one thing.
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....
/
the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?
(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!
/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!
Barton
by Debbie Murphy on Dec 15, 2007 09:52:31
A small village which thinks it is a town. It takes pride alongside the river
humber which tends to
flood it. It is filled with chav wannabies, And 14year old
prostitues.
Example:
A town is
sposed to have a town center not a market place, but yet
barton take place in this and hides behind the fact it is secretly a village.
Barton
by SnuffDaddy on Sep 12, 2005 04:04:07
Used to describe something repetitive, shallow and primarily boring. Often lacking any sort of
intrigue or personality whatsoever. Inspired by
Mischa Barton and her vapid character "
Marissa Cooper" on THE OC.