Battle of The Bulge

the last major offensive of the german SS takeing place in the Ardennes forest where the germans sourrounded the 101st Airborne division near the town of Bastonge and where Anthony McAliff made his famous remark of "NUTS," Also this is where the Waffen SS killed many American prisonors.



Battle of the Bulge
A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.
Example:
Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.


Battle of the Bulge
When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Example:
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."


Battle of the Bulge
aka "Ardennes Offensive"
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #26

This is when you are fucking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. Then you withdraw entirely and replace your penis with quick vigorous fisting
Example:
"Last Night I gave her the old "Battle of the Bulge"


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