Bear

Bear. Big roary thingy that hibernates.



Bear
Facts from studying bears

1. Bears are really fucking big
2. Bears are really fucking strong
3. Bears are really fucking cute
4. Bears are really fucking hairy
5. Bears don't give a fuck, got a gun they have a fucking claw
6. Bears have really fucking sharp claws
7. Bears don't need technology they're fucking bears they don't fucking give a shit
8. Bears know how to speak human they find it just too fucking hard
9. Bears are constantly surrounding the world Pandas, Brown Bears, Polar Bears, whats next, holy shit it's BLACK BEARS!
Example:
Holy shit there's a fucking bear, better get the fuck away.


Bear
A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
Aw hell, you are the Daddy! Guys in this category are Goldberg, Billy Mays, Richard Karn, the Bounty paper towel guy, blue-collar guys.
Example:
Did you see the hot guy? Butch, and regular-looking - He is a Bear. WOOF!


Bear
A large, husky man, with the body of a tank, hiding his 'bear-itude.' Usually by insisting they are not a bear, but being found out later in life. Bears are massive, husky, fur-covered, killing machines, with hearts the size of the moon. Though, never expose a bear. You will die.
Example:
iPlague, most commonly known as Teph, is a Bear. Don't expose him.


Bear
"Godless killging machines" as said by Stephen Colbert. The second most dangerous enemy known to the human race, just behind Dhani Jones who is a bear with a brain, an NFL linebacker who writes poems.
Example:
"Some people are going to say 'It's just a monkey, bears pose no threat to us', Wrong! Now while I do not believe in evolution, I'm sure bears do. ...and by eating this monkey, they are simply eating their way up the evolutionary chain until they get to man."

-Stephen Colbert


Bear
If you have a friend named Bear, keep him. He is sweet, smart, funny, loving, caring and extremely goofy. He can flip you're bad day completely upside down. He's great at giving advice and is very understanding. If you have Bear as a friend, do not let him go, because you're gonna wish you didn't.
Example:
Bears should be loved, not pushed aside.


Bear
A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!
Example:
Did you see that stud? Damn, he's one hot Bear!


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