Kodiak
by pilot bread on Oct 31, 2006 14:04:46
Kodiak is a large island located off the southern coast of Alaska. It is known for is abundant flora, scenery, and wildlife. It has the crappiest weather known to mankind, notorious for it's rain. The majority of the island is run by fishermen and Filipinos. Walmart is the highlight of this shithole. Most people spend their time smoking weed, hanging out at Walmart, or both. Nicknames include:
K-Town,
K-Hole, Shit-Hole, The Rock, and
Emerald Isle.
Example:
Child: "Mom, I my life is really shitty"
Mom: "Don't worry, dear, just think of those poor
souls trapped on Kodiak and you'll feel better"
Child: *thinking*..."Wow, Mom,
you're right!"
Kodiak
by Hush on Dec 16, 2003 15:31:06
One who lurks in shadows appearing only to condemn and
crucify.
To inflict impunitive punishment without reason or concern nazi.
One who used to play
Renegades, only later to treat it as a bastard
stepchild.
Example:
WTF...don't out and
ban me, wtf are you a Kodiak?
LOLOL - you play
renegades LOLOL
yea right, last time I saw you was in the Age Of Kodiak.
KodiAk
by Mahoney mo problems on Jun 18, 2011 01:10:25
An less attractive older women who has
no business wearing a bikini, but chooses to anyway, who preys on single men at family outings like pools, parks, birthdays. A
distant relative of
the cougar.
Example:
Man that
fatty over there in the baby pool was
oozing out of her bikini trying to hit on Bryan. Shes gone way past cougar, she's a
kodiak!
Kodiak Bear
by Heisenbone on Oct 04, 2023 20:15:44
The Kodiak Brown bear is a large bear native to Alaska. Known for its strength, the
Kodiak bear was inevitably used in tik tok
power scaling/ Vs videos where users overrated the animal, saying it could beat animals such as Elephants, T-Rexes, and polar bears. The animal was later used in an annoying trend to spam comment sections with the copypasta βbro donβt know about the Kodiak bear πβ and other sentences similar to this. This word is often used with brain rot terms such ohio, gyatt,
Kai cenat rizz, and skibidi toilet.
Kodiaks
by artbek on May 30, 2009 02:34:54
Trademark. Work boots originated in Canada.
(From
Kodiak's website):
"Canada's First Trusted Name in Footwear."
"... a boot designed to help Canadians brave the harsh climates and conditions they faced everyday."
"In the 1950's they introduced the first fully waterproof leather boot."
"Today,
Kodiak is
still the one name in outdoor/workwear..."
Example:
----
(Both from "Everybody Dies" by Jim
Munroe):
"a pair of Kodiaks (being worn)"
"Everything's got a wet blanket of snow on it but I can make out the log we usually sat on, the little hole where we'd burn shit, and feel
the crinkle of an empty under my
Kodiak."
Kodiak liver
by Sunshine Crackhead on Mar 25, 2011 01:21:08
People in
Kodiak Alaska, who realize there's nothing else to do here but
get drunk... have a Kodiak liver.
Example:
"Man I got wasted last night... my
Kodiak liver is sure feelin it today"..... OR
Police Officer says, "
Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing
nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".