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Befored

Before, originated in a misspelled e-mail between to bored software engineers.

in before

by wesmoe on Feb 03, 2010 22:08:44

Used on internet message boards and forums to imply that the poster expects a certain type of post/message to occur later in the particular thread, or that the thread will be locked when a moderator sees it.

Example:
- in before flame war.
- in before troll.
- in before noobs.
- in before locked thread.

The Befores

by Big Rabes on Oct 08, 2010 08:01:47

The extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding sexual release. Often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character behavior. This is usually followed by The Afters, a powerful state of shame, embarrassment, and regret, immediately following sexual release.

Example:
Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? You walked out of your room wearing nothing but a Gene Simmons mask and a fleshlight, and proceeded to loudly gratify yourself until you creamed all over Liz.

Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...

Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.

before

by Jennifer on Sep 21, 2003 03:54:02

something that is prior to something not after

Example:
He waited 30 minutes BEFORE going swimming

In before

by (((h))) on Jun 17, 2018 20:16:25

In before is a term used to predict karma, it really only makes sense to people that use the term

Example:
Person 1: I’ve studied a lot, I’m expecting an A
Person 2: In before you fail
Person 1: *fails the test*

before

by Abadacus on Jan 09, 2010 07:23:13

The word before can also mean in front of, ahead of. It is an old meaning which is rarely used nowadays.

Example:
He stood before my eyes and didn't say a word.

befor

by An episode 2 youtube on Jun 01, 2016 12:25:47

Its like before, only the silent e taken away!!!

Example:
I think you should go to school befor its too late!

before

by Little Miss Sunshine!! on Nov 11, 2006 07:33:31

before (BEE four) noun. in this instance, before refers to when families, or individuals, went by their last names -- generally in the Old Country prior to emigrating to the USA. so as not to be identified with any particular ethnic, religious, nationality, etc. the last name was changed to appear more 'American' in order to 'fit in.'

Example:
Mordecai: 'Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.'
Ma: (To herself: 'Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Oh fuck!')
Sue: 'Smith. Mrs. Goldfarb.'
Ma: 'Lovely name, what was it before dear?'
Ma: (To herself: 'Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.')
Sue: 'Before - what Mrs. Goldfarb?'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?')
Ma: 'You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.'

befores

by uttam maharjan on Oct 24, 2010 18:30:11

a food item that is taken before the main course of a meal.

Example:
He is an eccentric guy; he takes beer as befores so that he can whet his appetite.

before

by Ali and Najeff on Apr 12, 2003 06:10:18

A mathematical term for addition. (slang)

Example:
2 + 2 before

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