home security guard
by Inferine on Apr 17, 2017 11:29:21
A term to describe a
NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training).
It is a better term to describe people that
stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed
security guard.
Example:
Jake: I've
heard that Dan found
a job.
Rob: He's only working as a home security guard.
Raj the security guard
by Thurston Harde on Apr 16, 2021 13:10:02
Regional
Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in
the shot. Has
no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell
by Shawn B. on May 06, 2003 09:22:30
A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to
TTHS. Basically, any
security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on
Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Example:
Me: Oh, what a lovely day,
la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any
humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but
flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...