the tumor

the act of pulling your balls out through your open fly and squeezing them so they turn shiny and purple while simultaneously getting someone to look at it.



the tumor
The tumor is when you have one testicle showing outside of your pants/shorts, you then turn to an audience and ask them " Does this look like a tumor? ". The audience will look down at your ball sack and then they say "what the fuck man" and then you laugh at their stupidity.
Example:
Nick: "Hey Rob does this look like the tumor?"
Rob: (looking down) " What the fuck man, why you gotta show me your sack?"
Nick: "Hahahahahahahaha dumbass"


it's not a tumor
Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.
Example:
"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."


tumor
An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.
Example:
Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer: Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh. ... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die!!


tumor
1.) An unbelievably annoying person that is so hard to be around. No one can stand this person for more than 30 seconds.

2.)A swelling of a part of the body, generally without inflammation, caused by an abnormal growth of tissue, whether benign or malignant.
Example:
1.) "Man, Sean is being a total tumor right now."

2.)"Turns out Sean actually had a tumor, he's in the hospital now."


Tumor
More Then One
Example:
"Can I Have Tumor?"


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