Beowulf
by eds424 on Aug 15, 2009 07:17:27
When you take a
small shit, start wiping, and then you realize you have more shit to shit.
Comes from the story of Beowulf, where the titular hero kills the monster
Grendel, spends years rebuilding his city, and then
Grendel's mother comes along and starts shit again.
Example:
John: Dude, you were
in there for a long time.
Jack: Yeah, dude it was a total Beowulf. I thought I was done and then I
got a second helping.
Beowulf
by unusu-al on Nov 09, 2003 00:56:42
an epic poem about beowulf, the great hero guy who came with a bunch of
geats to dane-land and saved
hrothgar from grendel by ripping out
grendel's arm and thus killing him
beowulf then proceeds 2 kill grendel's mum (who isnt much better) and eventually kills a dragon but this costs him his life b/c he gets slashed in like the jugular
Beowulf
by Hrothgar, King of Danes on Nov 19, 2007 02:22:39
To do something extremely savage, often to further one's own personal vanity and glory. Saying "
I AM BEOWULF!" also makes you epic, and is an official replacement for "
THIS IS SPARTA!"
The words "gnar", "
Leonidas", "Sparta" and "sav" or "savage" are synonyms for Beowulf/
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, I just
Beowulf'd that guy's arm!
Guy 2: What did you do again?
Guy 1: I fucking broke it off numbnut!
Guy 1: I had such a Beowulf day today.
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: Well, I beat up five burly men at the same time, placed first in a 100k marathon, and then
beguiled eight gorgeous bitches into my bed.
I AM BEOWULF!
Guy 2: Umm... Okay dude. That's great.
Beowulf
by Bibahm Ayap on Feb 06, 2008 17:01:32
Something terrible, bad, made worse,
despicable, lame.
Derived from the 2007 film
rendition of the "Beowulf" poem. The movie was so terrible, that the term "Beowulf" can now be applied to anything bad.
Example:
"Dude I hate that song, it's so
beowulf!"
or
"That was a beowulf call, no way that was the
ref is being
fair!"
Beowulf
by rosep on Sep 09, 2005 10:09:46
Beowulf
by Bluebeanpaste on Oct 08, 2009 13:54:28
Boring book they make you read at school, describing some
hero called Beowulf
killing a
demon. Nobody except English majors really care about it.