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Bitcoining

by BatteryMaster on Oct 13, 2021 06:39:28

The act of farting in such large quantities that it eventually renders the air around you unbreathable, similar to the carbon emissions caused by excessive Bitcoin mining.
Example:
My wife pulled the sheets over my head and started bitcoining me. It was absolutely foul.


Bitcoin

by Lou Skywalker on Sep 20, 2022 23:28:53

Bitcoin is virtual currency created in 2008 by an anonymous person or persons known as Satoshi Nakamoto and is slated to replace the Dollar as the global reserve currency due to its decentralized nature, and limited supply.

No bank can freeze your Bitcoin. No government can seize your Bitcoin. No thief can steal your Bitcoin. You control your private keys, and no one can take your Bitcoin away from you.

Billionaires like Elon Musk have invested in Bitcoin as a store of value that will preserve their wealth. The motto in Bitcoin is HODL, invest, and "hold on for dear life". Never sell, ever.

There will never be more than 21 million Bitcoins circulating in the world, by design. The Federal Reserve (neither federal, nor a reserve) prints money endlessly, then loans it out for interest making them and all of their big banker friends rich in the process. Bitcoin slowly decreases in supply until all 21 million bitcoins have been minted.

Bitcoin sticks it to the man.

Bitcoin is the Internet of money.

Bitcoin is Gold 2.0.

Bitcoin started at $0 per Bitcoin in 2008. Bitcoin hit an all time high on November 8, 2021 when one Bitcoin was worth $67,567.

Bitcoin value is estimated (by some) to reach $1 million dollars per Bitcoin, one day.

Bitcoin has created a new generation of millionaires and billionaires.

Bitcoin is like the invention of the wheel, or the Internet.

Bitcoin can make you rich, or not.

Acquire at least 1 Bitcoin, and your great great grandkids will thank you.
Example:
Yo, you heard about that new money, Bitcoin? I be hearin' rappers drop that shit on they tracks, so you know it's legit.

I bought Bitcoin back in 2017, and in 2022 I cashed some in to buy my house, paid in full, in Bitcoin. #thanksbitcoin


Bitcoined

by Rog2illa on Jan 24, 2021 03:06:19

The action of being sent a fraction of a Bitcoin by one of your acquaintances, in anticipation of an otherwise normal payment transaction.

“Hey Jimmy did Tim
Example:
“Hey Jimmy, did that tight wad Tim ever pay you back the Benjamin’s he owed your ass!?”

“Naw man, he just bitcoined me...fucker!”


Bitcoin

by Satoshi Nagasaki on Feb 10, 2019 08:23:12

The Metrics system of money. Great idea, but will never be adopted until all the countries come together as a new means of money. Instead, you just learn it in school and forgot that it ever existed and continue with your life.
Example:
Incel Tim: Hey some kid on youtube invested his Bar Mitzvah money into Bitcoin and made millions.
Chad: Yeah he made millions off of a get rich quick scheme that caused millions of hard workers to loose their life savings.


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