Bitcoin
Bitcoin is virtual currency created in 2008 by an anonymous person or persons known as
Satoshi Nakamoto and is
slated to replace the Dollar as the global reserve currency due to its decentralized nature, and limited supply.No bank can freeze your Bitcoin. No government can seize your Bitcoin. No thief can steal your Bitcoin. You control your private keys, and no one can take your Bitcoin away from you.Billionaires like Elon Musk have invested in Bitcoin as a store of value that will preserve their wealth. The motto in Bitcoin is
HODL, invest, and "
hold on for dear life". Never sell, ever.There will never be more than 21 million Bitcoins circulating in the world, by design. The Federal Reserve (neither federal, nor a reserve) prints money endlessly, then loans it out for interest making them and all of their
big banker friends rich in the process. Bitcoin slowly decreases in supply until all 21 million bitcoins have been
minted.Bitcoin sticks it to the man.Bitcoin is the Internet of money.Bitcoin is Gold 2.0.Bitcoin started at $0 per Bitcoin in 2008. Bitcoin hit an all time high on November 8, 2021 when one Bitcoin was worth $67,
567.Bitcoin value is estimated (by some) to reach $1 million dollars per Bitcoin, one day.Bitcoin has created a new generation of millionaires and billionaires.Bitcoin is like the invention of the wheel, or the Internet.Bitcoin can make you rich, or not.Acquire at least 1 Bitcoin, and your great great grandkids will thank you.
Bitcoin
by Satoshi Nagasaki on Feb 10, 2019 08:23:12
The
Metrics system of money. Great idea, but will never be adopted until
all the countries come together as a new means of money. Instead, you just learn it in school and forgot that it ever existed and continue with your life.
Example:
Incel Tim: Hey some kid on youtube
invested his
Bar Mitzvah money into Bitcoin and made millions.
Chad: Yeah he made millions off of a get rich quick scheme that caused millions of hard workers to loose their life
savings.
Bitcoin
by Fasters on Apr 02, 2022 20:14:33
The cryptocurrency of choice among criminals, extortionists,
fraudsters, hackers, kidnappers, terrorists, and
Ponzi schemers, who have 100% faith in the
blockchain technology to avoid getting caught for their crimes.
Example:
Guesstimate what percentage of
rogue political leaders’, corrupt businesspersons’, and Russian oligarchs’ stolen billions or
trillions have been converted into bitcoins to cover up their obscene wealth.
Bitcoin
by Nutzen YerMouf on Mar 08, 2018 12:41:40
Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical
outage,
hard drive failure, or just a
low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.
Example:
Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the
transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was
fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps
tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"