Bar Mitzvah
Coming of age celebration for Jewish children. Not a reason to generalize about an entire religion, or make yourself look like an ass.
Bar Mitzvah
A coming-of-age ceremony in the Jewish religion. When a boy turns thirteen, he is considered a man and reads a torah portion in front of friends, family and his shul. Bat Mitzvahs, the counterpart for 13-year-old girls, started in the early 20th century. Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are really supposed to be holy ceremonies that mark a child's emergence into the adult world of Judiasm, but in some parts of the US the parties are all that matters. Yes, it's very important for each young teen to out-do each other. Whether it's having expensive DJ's or balloon arches, invitees of Bar/Bat Mitvahs know they will have a great time and end up with a giveaway, like a t-shirt or pj pants with a cheesy saying. (Read: "I danced my pants off at Lauren's Bat Mitzvah!") For young teens that are or know Jewish teens, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are the social highlights of the 7th and 8th grades. Slang: On AIM "BM"Bar Mitzvah
1. A jew losing his virginity.
2. Any male having sex with a jewish girl for the first time in his life.
2. Any male having sex with a jewish girl for the first time in his life.
Example:
1. Did you guys hear?? Tommy finally got Bar Mitzvahed last night!!!
2. Yo man I met this girl Rachel at the club last night, lets just say I got Bar Mitsvahed back at my place! Jewish girls know how to get down!
1. Did you guys hear?? Tommy finally got Bar Mitzvahed last night!!!
2. Yo man I met this girl Rachel at the club last night, lets just say I got Bar Mitsvahed back at my place! Jewish girls know how to get down!
Bar Mitzvah
A game played by tweens and teens. During a Bar Mitzvah, a Jewish coming of age celebration, the kids grab as many bottles/glasses of alcohol left on the table and drink the remaining liquid while the parents are too busy to notice. Whoever can drink the most before getting caught, passing out, or party's end is declared the winner.
The game has spread in popularity to many pre-college locations.
The game has spread in popularity to many pre-college locations.
Example:
Mom and Dad are smashed and Uncle Lou has a lamp shade on his head. Quick let's do this like a Bar Mitzvah and grab all their beverages
Mom and Dad are smashed and Uncle Lou has a lamp shade on his head. Quick let's do this like a Bar Mitzvah and grab all their beverages
The Bar Mitzvah
noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!
Example:
The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."
The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."
Bar mitzvah
Bar mitzvah - Noun- Smoking a ton of weed. First used by red in the pineapple express when he said to saul "bar mitzvah hit it up dude".
Example:
Yo i just had the biggest bar mitzvah last night, I could barley see when i woke up this morning.
Yo i just had the biggest bar mitzvah last night, I could barley see when i woke up this morning.
Bar mitzvah moustache
A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.
This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.
which is the bar mitzvah moustache.
One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.
which is the bar mitzvah moustache.
One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
Example:
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"
"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"
"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"
"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"
"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.
2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
Example:
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.
2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.
3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.
2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.
3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
Fortnite Bar Mitzvah
Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.
Beijing Bar Mitzvah
The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.
After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.
After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.
Example:
Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.
Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.