Bloomed

When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.



Bloomed
Smoke weed, then get the munchies and eat some magical mushrooms... may induce a bad trip man
Example:
"yo man, i was bloomed last night and i saw some crazy shit"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"


in bloom
Possibly the best song by possibly the best band, Nirvana. Is insulted by haters who grew up listening to Simple Plan/Gwen Stefani era music, which comes out of a box and have no real emotional value, as apposed to actual instruments and real feelings.
A song that reminds you what the world might of been like if Cobain hadn't shot himself.
Example:
Sell the kids for food


Blooming
A Filipino expression used when you want to say someone's beautiful.
Example:
Person: "Wow, blooming ka ngayon. May nangyari ba?" (Wow, you're blooming today! Did something good happened?)


Bloom
When Video Games rely luck of a shot instead of accuracy
Example:
Johnny: Dude, Fortnite has like, so much bloom man, it’s crazy
Ben: what are you, five? Stop complaining dude


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