Bloomin'
Just
a casual swearword of the same nature as bloody, not
too strong, but gets the point across with some level of
emphasis.
Bloomin
by Vr1307 on Oct 13, 2018 01:15:06
Word that causes parents to suffer
apoplexy when their toddlers learn it from their grandfathers and they subsequently look up the definition in Urban Dictionary
Not to be confused with a regional pronunciation of “blooming” as made popular by Raymond
Briggs’
Father Christmas, which is a harmless colloquial ejaculation of frustration.
Example:
My child said “
bloomin” and
I’m worried everyone will think he’s referencing a fictional use of the word which involves a ludicrously specific sex act never performed in the history of human sexual intercourse
Bloomin
by Lachlan and Swanny on Aug 24, 2017 18:55:52
A hainous sexual performance in which a man engages in intercourse with 5 women. The man first performs cunnilingus on the first woman, the second and third women are getting
probed with two to
three fingers in their vaginas. The forth woman is riding the man’s penis in either the cowgirl or the (optional) reserve
cowgirl position. The fifth woman is loudly humming on the mans testicles making sure that this sexual act is well and truely heard if there are any people in proximity to this act.
Example:
“I had an epic
bloomin last night with the birds from work.”
You deserved it you legend, but bloody hell that
humming was loud!”
“I was at the
rippers last night and copped a mad bloomin with all the strippers!
Oh yeah, how loud was the hum?
Fucken loud mate!”
bloomin
by a456332 on Dec 23, 2018 11:04:19
Bloomin' Onion
by Steviepq on Sep 26, 2007 09:28:38
Bloomin Blumpkin
by themanswh on Mar 05, 2010 07:48:16
The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a
Bloomin' Onion from
the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin
Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin.
Example:
Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?"
Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes
pretty cute"
Sean: "
I'd let her serve me a
bloomin blumpkin!"
Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"
Bloomin' Onion
by danns on Mar 07, 2013 09:41:49
bloomin onion
by ballroad on May 12, 2009 16:51:15
bloomin onion
by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had on Apr 11, 2006 13:27:51
Bloomin hell
by Ding dong ditch bro on Dec 26, 2020 04:31:00