Blumpkin'
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.Blumpkinator
The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.
Example:
Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.
Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.
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Blumpkining
The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
Example:
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
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Example:
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
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A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.
Example:
Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!
Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!