Bemidji Blow Dry
by Elizabeth Shue on Feb 21, 2013 06:31:54
When a man shoots a
dry puff of
air out of his cock when climaxing and holds in all the jizz. This results in a
whooshing of air towards the women that blow dries her hair if pointed towards the face.
Example:
Man 1: I thought
Shandra had corn rows? She looks like my boy Einstein over there!
Man 2: Her hair looked tight earlier begore my boy Big John took her in the closet. No hiding the fact he gave her a Bemidji Blow Dry now. Judging by the fro' he didn't hit the Ion button either.
Man 1: Aaahhhh. That's why she's running her hand through her hair. Crazy still can't figure out nothing came out but the poof.
Big John's got more air than the
Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!
Tijuana blow dry
by Romonster on Feb 25, 2023 12:06:09
Example:
“Hey did you hear
Maria is back in town for the summer? God I can’t wait to “accidentally” leave my
towel at home when
we go to the beach. She gives the best Tijuana blow dry I’ve ever had!
Blow Dry Her
by The Blow Dryee on Jun 19, 2009 04:20:11
A safety precaution for when you fart while getting a blow job from a really hot female. After farting, proceed to cum in her nostrils to prevent her from smelling
the fart, then blame the noise on her queef.
Doggy Style Blow Dry
by taos cowboy on Aug 01, 2011 06:55:33
A technique used for blow
drying ones hair usually used when one does not own a blow
drier. This technique is accomplished by hanging ones
head out of the window of the car while driving 30mph or higher depending upon desired effect.
Example:
Did you see that girls hair! Looks like she got the
doggy style blow dry!
In conversation about hair: Yeah, I don't own a blow
drier I just do the doggy style blow dry.
Blow Dry My Grapes
by Black Bart Roberts on Aug 07, 2008 12:06:30
1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating
Rocky Mountain Oysters.
2. After a shower using a hair dryer to
dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep
crotch rot to a minimum.
3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.
Example:
My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in
Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to
blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I,
Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.
blow me dry
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada on Sep 01, 2009 15:34:55
A usually derogatory
invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.
To
emphasise, add "and call me
Dusty!"
Example:
Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad
Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me
Dusty!
Brad:
Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!