Blow Dry

To inhale deeply then vehemently(strongly) blow in to a woman's open vaginal cavity or ass hole while she is aroused or wet.



Bemidji Blow Dry
When a man shoots a dry puff of air out of his cock when climaxing and holds in all the jizz. This results in a whooshing of air towards the women that blow dries her hair if pointed towards the face.
Example:
Man 1: I thought Shandra had corn rows? She looks like my boy Einstein over there!

Man 2: Her hair looked tight earlier begore my boy Big John took her in the closet. No hiding the fact he gave her a Bemidji Blow Dry now. Judging by the fro' he didn't hit the Ion button either.

Man 1: Aaahhhh. That's why she's running her hand through her hair. Crazy still can't figure out nothing came out but the poof. Big John's got more air than the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!


Tijuana blow dry
When you finish bath time with a spicy Latina drying you off with her flatulence
Example:
“Hey did you hear Maria is back in town for the summer? God I can’t wait to “accidentally” leave my towel at home when we go to the beach. She gives the best Tijuana blow dry I’ve ever had!


Blow Dry Her
A safety precaution for when you fart while getting a blow job from a really hot female. After farting, proceed to cum in her nostrils to prevent her from smelling the fart, then blame the noise on her queef.
Example:
I was getting a blow job from my dream girl and then I accidentally farted so I had to Blow Dry Her.


Doggy Style Blow Dry
A technique used for blow drying ones hair usually used when one does not own a blow drier. This technique is accomplished by hanging ones head out of the window of the car while driving 30mph or higher depending upon desired effect.
Example:
Did you see that girls hair! Looks like she got the doggy style blow dry!

In conversation about hair: Yeah, I don't own a blow drier I just do the doggy style blow dry.


Blow Dry My Grapes
1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.

3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.
Example:
My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.


blow me dry
A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.

To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"
Example:
Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!


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