Blumpkin
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.Blumpkin
Blumpkin
Blumpkin
A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:
* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
Example:
Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.
Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.
Blumpkin
Example:
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
Blumpkin
Blumpkin
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.
2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
Example:
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."
2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."
2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."