BonJour

The french word to say hello.



bonjour
Used as a non-sequitor to distract or purposefully derail a conversation. Most notably forum users or trolls will use bonjour in a sentence where it makes no sense so as to illustrate that their opinion is irrelevant and does not add value to the conversation, usually mocking another user for inputting their own opinion as fact.
Example:
User1: Hey guys, let me tell you about this awesome vacation I had!
User2: I'm glad you want to share! Tell us about all the BONJOUR you had.


bonjours
A nickname for large breasts, particulary those that are all up in your face.

They often come in handy when approached by French men.

When you need to use them to your advantage, you show them off. For example, "When in doubt, Bonjour it out"
Example:
Lorena's bonjours just pop right out of her shirt.

Guys enjoy when Lorena wears her bonjour shirt.


Bonjour
A thrilling story about a French exchange student dealing with how to learn English all while discovering he's gay and having a boyfriend.

In a plot twist he ends up loving the town and the people in it along with his brother but then his mother gets a new job and he has to move again.

Ships: frerard and petekey
Example:
Girl: what's your favorite frerard fanfiction?

Girl 2: defiantly bonjour by just_spit_casually

Girl 1: me too!


Dirty Bonjour
Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.
Example:
"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.


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