put it on her

The strategic placing of a man's penis onto any part of a woman, which then results in rough intercourse that leaves both parties immensely satisfied.



Put it in her butt
The most common advice you will be given if you ever consult a member of the MX forums on complex relationship issues.
Example:
Desperate person - "I love this girl, she's really special to me but I don't know what I should do to get her to notice how much I want to be with her..."

MXican - "Put it in her butt." :naughty:


put it on her boobs!
1.) This versatile phrase is mainly used as an exclamation, such as fuck or blow it out your dickhole. Usually used between friends, as outsiders will take the meaning to be literal, and be justifiably offended.
2.) Appropriate response to any question that you don't have the answer to.
Summary: If you do not know the answer to any question, or if you need to yell something nonsensical, say: "put it on her boobs"
Example:
Brian: Hey, dude, what's the sine of 5 pi quintupled over psub three of x over 99 problems but a bitch ain't one?
Jimmy: Put it on her boobs!
Brian: Thanks.


Whip it out and put it on her forehead
A phrase used in place of "go for it in a big way." Often results in a high risk, high reward situation.
Example:
Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra Cubs ticket."

Friend 2: "Take Jackie."

Friend 1: "I can't. She's a Sox fan."

Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game, whip it out and put it on her forehead."

Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."


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